So, I go to pick up my parents at the airport today and on my way home, Mr. Policeman decides I need a speeding ticket. According to the "Keystone Cop," I was doing 58 in a 45 mph zone. Hmmmm.... really? Questions for ya, genius: Why did you take so long to pull me over and why did the white Volkswagon Bug pull over immediately when s/he saw your pretty flashing lights?? Is it possible the Bug was doing 58 and I was doing a sedate 48??
When questioned, Mr. "Keystone Cop" said "the laser gun was calibrated this morning." Whatever. Aren't there killers, child molesters and various other skanks out there waiting to be arrested?
Now I gotta wait for my "packet" - whatever the fuck that is - to arrive in the mail and hmmm, I think I'll inconvenience Mr. "Keystone Cop" and see him in court.
Now I gotta wait for my "packet" - whatever the fuck that is - to arrive in the mail and hmmm, I think I'll inconvenience Mr. "Keystone Cop" and see him in court.
2 comments:
That BLOWS! Why were you in Keystone?
I was in Commerce City; the "Keystone Cops" were on t.v. and movies a long while back - kind of a bungling, comic police force ala Charlie Chaplin.
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