Could it be any colder?

It's negative 9 degrees Fahrenheit and there is a wind chill warning until 10 a.m. I suppose I will jump on the global warming bandwagon when I say "This has GOT to be global warming!" Maybe it's just a really bad winter? Nah, the ice caps are melting, the polar bears are drowning (this breaks my heart), pretty soon we will have to rename Glacier National Park in Montana (Non-Glacier National Park) and the snows of Kilimanjaro won't be there in 10 years. Have I read An Inconvenient Truth? Why yes, I have...and you should, too!