DNC

This town is crazy! But crazy in a good way. Hillary was fantastic on Tuesday night, and watching Bill on Wednesday I felt very nostalgic. Remember when he played the sax on Jay Leno? On a celebrity note: I saw Danny Glover at the airport!! Love him! I'm never sure what to do when I see a celebrity . . . Shake their hand and tell 'em how much I love 'em? Stand there staring? Look the other way? Get their autograph? Jump on 'em? Sadly, I just kept moving. That seems to be my M.O.

Stupid Question

Okay, I work at the airport (for an airline I'll call the Titanic) and I wear a uniform. So the question that makes my head explode is: "Do you work here?" Hmmm.... let's think about this. I'm wearing hideous, ill-fitting, non-breathing poly-fucking-esther with a badge and a name tag and people wonder if I work here???? If I may quote the Gail-bird, my answer is "No, I just like the clothes." Hello!!??? When people ask me this question I want to ignore them, I want to turn on my heel and leave in a huff, I want to say "No," but mostly I want to poke their eyes out.
Have a nice day.

Jury Duty

Why? Who cares? I'm never chosen and it's a waste of my time. Henry Fonda made it look fun in "12 Angry Men," didn't he?

Where Can I Get A Cab...

I think this is one of the stupidest questions I hear at the airport. Outside, maybe? Go out the doors where cabs usually are, maybe? Granted there are 3 levels to DIA: departures, ground transportation, arrivals - could make for a little confusion - but seriously... Where can I get a cab?? Oy.

Say a prayer, if you would

My high school prom date, Scott, is battling cancer. I have many, many happy and fun memories of this man. Best laugh in school and smart, too. Please keep him in your thoughts and prayers. Thanks!

Seriously?

Seriously. This is an F650. 6-5-0. WTF? Who needs a truck this big? Who buys a truck this big? Someone who's got a BIG vocabulary and a little DICk-tionary, if you know what I mean!